Fudepwee: Unplugged

     What ever happened to Fudepwee?

Is he still a blog?

Has he lost weight?

Who is this ecstatic, bright-eyed child?

     These are all thoughts one might have when perusing his long-dormant blog. The truth is, Fudepwee gave up on being a blog long ago; before giving up on his pokédreams, before being asked to step down from his noble position as team captain of the Unruly Unicorns (the team intervened when Fudepwee continually demonstrated ruly behavior).

    Fudepwee, in his current form, has become the anti-blog. He abhors technology in all of its forms. He has gone "off-the-grid" (but not off the griddle, based on his obvious weight gain). He was recently discovered living on a small farm at an undisclosed Eastern European location. The discovery was made by one of his old fans, who snapped this photo, entitled "Pwee and the Ocean of Wheat", as proof:

Pudgy and ponderous as ever, Pwee wears a digital camera strap at all times, to which he attaches trophies from pieces of technology that he has maimed and destroyed. Who knew he was capable of such cruelty to what once was his own kind? Here he is seen basking in the glow of the wheat; but is he also basking in lies? His unsatisfied expression suggests so.

But, there is always hope. Note the similarities to "Pwee and the Ocean", a favorite among fans. Maybe, in his heart, a piece of the old Fudepwee remains. Perhaps he will one day return, and resume his true form as a blog.